(Source: suburbiaamericana)

fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

(Source: nookling)

winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

(Source: bobbymoynihan)

tonystarkerz:

my maths teacher handed these sheets out a few weeks ago and i think she was afraid of being copyrighted or something

but i don’t really think she tried her hardest with the names

pixelatedcowboy:

I wanted to pixel more jades. So I did!!

can you gather that I think she’s a p cool character

breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:

From now on I’m going to close all my correspondence with “How dare you.”

(Source: sonychacha)

graphitedoll:

happy father’s day !!

dominantlife:

teal-shit:

Rope Bondage 101 - By Lucy Bellwood (for Oh Joy Sex Toy)

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askhoruss:

(Source: sallyhally)

(Source: squishybutts)